Sunday, October 25, 2026

WS Night

If each & every MLB team 

had one regular season game

promotion called ‘World Series Night’ 

At the old ballpark

As tickets are only $10 

For all seats that night

While promotional towels are handed out

& savory prizes are given to

Folks and sections that

Scream the loudest

In a win-win scenario

That could make that 

Last place team 

Finally feel 

What it’s like  

To hold flying champagne

In slow motion

& 

 ..Run

       …run

             … run

Real hard toward

Their Own improbable

October T-Shirt

In just one simple

Fantasy Themed Night 

At the

Din of possibility

In the forever wonder

Of that old ballpark magic.

 




Thursday, August 13, 2026

The Creator of Your Future

The creator 

of your future

Sits comfortably

At a 

worn

Lime colored 

kitchen table

Made into a 

modified Desk 

with 

Lions heads 

at his feet

Smoking 

invisible cigarettes

And sipping 

on virgin martinis

As

Your setting

becomes a

Moon of mars 

inhabited by

Small giraffes

And miniature 

orangutans

As you 

Eventually

Graduate 

into a 

doctorate

In science 

to cure humans

From being

As bad as history 

has predicted

So that we can 

At some point 

in The future 

say

We finally

And humanely

Figured 

out how to 

Really enjoy 

all this 

God damned 

Fun.

Saturday, May 16, 2026

* clown sneeze *


Colorful

Bits 

Of

Donut

All over

The

AM

Kitchen 

Counter

Like 

A

Healthy

Clown

Sneezed

Real good.




Saturday, November 22, 2025

.. fresh copy

 "Thank you so much Joe, the book arrived yesterday. Looking forward to delving in!" - Saku Mantere



Saturday, November 15, 2025

I believe that if 0ur life span went up to a 1,000 years

Or so

We would be much more relaxed

And could travel more

And make more friends

And experiment with more things

And have more hobbies

And figure things out

And not run so fast

And in that

Musing thought

There are folks

That do this exact thing

With our limited 5meline

And those are the ones

You need to find

And it may take

500 years

Or
5 minutes. 




Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Ed Sullivan

 Ed Sullivan

As a fully dressed clown

Reached into a bag

At the urging of Cronkite

In the height of the 60s

And pulled out the

Top 10 list of 2025

And shoved it back in

With fear

In his

Bright red nose.