Wednesday, December 18, 2024
Sunday, December 15, 2024
Self Control List Poem
Self control is the girl that snaps your bra
Self control is the ice cube that melts your tooth
Self control is the parakeet that will never forget you
Self control is the Mercedes Benz that owns and texts you all the time
Self control is the dyslexic gum that shouts MUG when things are quiet
Self control is the bronze fish statue that fries you up
Self control is a space ship you frivolously bought but don’t know how to drive
Self control is the bag of nuts you want to eat but your best friend just bought it and gave it to his girl
Self control is a crane in the distance dangling your soul from a chain
Self control is that phlegm in the back of your throat named glottal
Self control is the 2nd to last exit to Kansas City via Hong Kong
Self control is a draw bridge that snapped after the paper clip fell out
Self control ended this poem…
Sunday, December 8, 2024
Every day I drive by the Fun House Pizza
there is a
sign saying
“See you in heaven Audrey”
& now
I’m certain
She is a
Carnival saint
Sprinkling the
Good times
Right on down
Into our hungry brains
Like
Magic
Parmesan cheese.